Tim Speaks His Mind On "Covid Survivors"

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Tim Dillon talks about people who just won't stop talking about what it was like to have the virus.
From episode 235:
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18 janv. 2021




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the letter thc
the letter thc Il y a heure
Those lockdowns and closures really helped.... hahahaha
Gibson Goglia
Gibson Goglia Il y a 12 heures
That Neilson rating joke hits different for people working at struggling companies who put all of their worth into that rating
Nic Weinberger
Nic Weinberger Il y a 13 heures
“Pussys with ALS” had me dying
Jazzbuh Il y a 19 heures
Oh my dear lord. Tim has completed the universe. Frustrated DOES SOUND BETTER as “FUSTRATED”!!
nintendude7cubed Il y a 23 heures
I smoke quite a bit of the green tobbaccy, and tbh I've been to hundreds of homes in 2020 for my new job (thanks to covaids-19 ruining my old job).. yet somehow I haven't even had sniffles since late 2019. Maybe our callous lungs are keeping the symptoms at bay.
Jack Il y a jour
Tim is Artie Lange and Colin Quinn's gene splice baby that Roseanne brought to term.
peter maiers
peter maiers Il y a jour
its real and it doesnt SUCK who Cares
Lenny Bogart
Lenny Bogart Il y a jour
Tim, I was kinda unsure about you since I stumbled upon your internet presence, but now, after listening to this video, I’m convinced. *You’re the real fucken deal mate!!* Keep up the good work and I’ll keep on watching and sharing your truth bomb laden content! PS. I have had these exact, fucken interactions with these so-called/self-described ‘COVID survivors’ all the way back since the start of this so-called ‘pandemic’. And these people were claiming to be ‘survivors’ right back around last February/March time, when the testing wasn’t even fucken available. So when speaking with one of these ‘survivors’ I would ask if they had been tested, but the answer was always, ‘oh no, but it was definitely COVID and not the flu, because I have had the flu twice a year for the last 20 years. You think the flu is bad, well you just don’t understand because this was just so different! It was so much more serious and I nearly died, if it hadn’t been for the great medical advice which directed me to take paracetamol and ibuprofen and get plenty of rest, I think I’d be gone!!!’
Justin T
Justin T Il y a jour
Dude Ur time is up
Andrew Connor
Andrew Connor Il y a 2 jours
Tim this is the essence of public service because these people are so fucking stupid, I refuse to even talk or think about them, but you're out there dropping bombs on their heads, I salute you
Kelly Hoffman
Kelly Hoffman Il y a 2 jours
I’ve lost 5 people in my circle of friends and family. Gone, forever, from a virus. Really not something to make light of.
Nancy Parker
Nancy Parker Il y a 3 jours
OMG this is total hilarity from start to finish
Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall Il y a 3 jours
I’ve had COVID and it was just a normal sickness besides I have lost my taste and smell; the devastating thing about it is that I may never be able to smell or taste again, but besides that it isn’t that different from a bad cold or the flu. This is serious, but it isn’t something to flex or cry about.
Fuck You
Fuck You Il y a 4 jours
"Shouldn't it be flustrating not frustrating" is the gayest thing ive heard this week
Kyle Spade
Kyle Spade Il y a 5 jours
They probably had mild symptoms.
aero mtb
aero mtb Il y a 5 jours
you should have given the a FIST full of lollipops. im more worried about the people who lost their jobs.
Gerry Halpin
Gerry Halpin Il y a 5 jours
Love you !
Christian Glaze
Christian Glaze Il y a 5 jours
Everyone is a victim today. Makes them feel like they are a part of something monumental.
My chemical Reality
My chemical Reality Il y a 5 jours
Covid sucked it destroyed all the beta cells in my pancreas .I can’t produce insulin at all now and have to take 4 shots of insulin a day to stay alive .but after all of that I still wouldn’t take that poison mRna vaccine
My chemical Reality
@pumpedkids yeah i was dying in icu and didn’t even know why ...this was months after fighting covid for 3 weeks .I was totally fine for the most part while I had covid .but afterwards I noticed my pee started to smell really strong and leave a sludge in the toilet was fat being turned into acetone in my body because I had zero insulin that was breaking down sugars for energy it was using all fat ..which is called ketoacidosis I had it for months until my sugar was so high I almost died .
pumpedkids Il y a jour
Fuck, I didn't know that this could happen.
k Il y a 5 jours
Covid probably stole Mrs. Pemberton's mail.
V PeRK V Il y a 6 jours
If people didnt know about covid, they would think they had the flu. Pretty sure i had it for 2 months back in oct to the end of nov in 2019. This was before covid was made public and yea it sucked, i was always sick. But i still went to work. It was more annoying being congested than ANYTHING ELSE. I honestly thought my son, wife and myself were just getting each sick over n over again. Thts wht it seemed. It was the fcking flu, just a different strain. There is no end game with this so called propaganda pandemic. I know we shouldnt have tanked the world economy for this bs.
Fraanklim Jesusond
Fraanklim Jesusond Il y a 6 jours
Died at 4:43
J Dubb
J Dubb Il y a 6 jours
Hahahhahahahhaaaaaaaa lol
Evilkittyof doom
Evilkittyof doom Il y a 6 jours
Dudes pretty annoying for a fat guy, looking forward for more...
kristen Il y a 6 jours
At this point I'm very surprised there's not a ribbon that "survivors" wear around like a badge of honor.
Mother xXSuperiorXx
Mother xXSuperiorXx Il y a 6 jours
Tim is such a good guy, he doesn't understand how narcissists work. If those LA dbags know that Tim would end up talking about their whining on his show, not only would they congratulate themselves on doing the right thing for giving him something "important" to talk about...they would also think that Tim was in their debt for educating him about COVID.
Sebastian Wardana
Sebastian Wardana Il y a 7 jours
im trying to quit smoking, its going good, dont let that persuade you... smoking kills just as well later...
Liam J.A. Quigley
Liam J.A. Quigley Il y a 7 jours
Could it be possible that some people who had Covid convinced themselves it was a lot worse then it actually was? I know a lot of people, young and old, healthy and unhealthy, who said it was just a bad head cold.
Kerry Roudon
Kerry Roudon Il y a 7 jours
I guess you just know some serious drama queen b!tches.. I have like at least half a dozen people who i never even knew had it until way later when the subject came up they were like "oh yeah i didn't tell you, it was weird af"- and then when the inevitable convo of "i think I had it awhile back but i didn't get tested" came up from someone, they were like "oh yeah? What were your symptoms like?" And the symptoms the person had were described and they were like "oh yeah that totally could have been it, apparently it can be way different for different people." And btw PANCREATIC CANCER ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT IS THE *REAL REAL* SH!T ! That's like a death sentence for almost anyone diagnosed! . . C19 is like .. a death sentence for .. .01% ?
Jack Il y a 7 jours
Well at least they acknowledge its a bio weapon.
Jacob Aragon
Jacob Aragon Il y a 7 jours
5:45 what a coincidence, i also sit in a room and say i'm going to beat it
Olivia Maynard
Olivia Maynard Il y a 7 jours
I am at an emergency room cause my roomate just can't breathe and is getting the test. Its scary. She coughs until she pukes and just looks like she is suffocating and I have not seen anything like this. So scary I have been waiting in the car for an hour now.
Guy Fawkes
Guy Fawkes Il y a 8 jours
Give it the "Crane" kick....
Walter P
Walter P Il y a 8 jours
This dude is friggin’ hilarious!
SMARTART Il y a 8 jours
There are long term effects that shouldn’t be taken lightly because we don’t know for sure why some people develop severe depression, blood clots, destroys your lungs. The problem is people are egomaniacs in a hyper individual society. They can catch Covid so it’s causing AIDS panic. Other diseases are genetic it’s easy for it to be other people’s problems.
Mauro Cogoni
Mauro Cogoni Il y a 9 jours
Covid has been exponentially worse depending on the amount of lockdown people did. The brain was melt.
Goose Il y a 9 jours
I subscribed at exactly 66.6k subs 😎
art matters
art matters Il y a 9 jours
too zoned out to care..first stage of zombie apocalapse...i wonder
Christ Raymer
Christ Raymer Il y a 10 jours
anyone play this game? pretend you have no idea what covid is when someone brings it up for no reason. Pretend like you live in a bubble, and refuse to break the story. Fained ignorance is a lot like lying about back pain for a hydrocodone perscription, there's really no way to tell if you're lying or not. Try it out, seriously.
JC Korn
JC Korn Il y a 10 jours
I've had weird rashes on my fingers and toes since December. I've tested negative for COVID and the antibodies, no one around me has had it, so it's not that. I've seen two doctors, they don't know wtf, about to see a rheumatologist, they think it's inflammation. The rashes are sensitive, red then bruised, itchy at times, comes and goes. No other symptoms. Just putting it out there, wtf is going on.
Rachel D
Rachel D Il y a 10 jours
My dad survived typhoid and amoebas while we were doing ministry in a third world country with less advanced healthcare. And then survived covid in the States. He's 60. The latter was not as much of an accomplishment as the former.
sadwookie11 Il y a 11 jours
Tim is fucking ruthless
that Guy
that Guy Il y a 11 jours
I hate how EVERYONES a survivor and or a hero now n days it just devalues those words
Mingzhao Xu
Mingzhao Xu Il y a 11 jours
I wouldn't brag about surviving something with 99.5% survivability rate.
Tigers Wood
Tigers Wood Il y a 12 jours
I had covid last year and live in the heart of Brooklyn.. it varys from person to person *edit... Liked and Subscribed for the great rant
KoreanBritish Il y a 12 jours
This chubby dood should socially distance himself from cheeseburgers. The sad thing is his story is fake the same as those covid 19 sob stories
Jah Sma
Jah Sma Il y a 12 jours
I still think the majority of people that think they have LongCovid, actually just suffer from psychosomatic anxiety
Andrew Schuschu
Andrew Schuschu Il y a 12 jours
Had it for 4-5 days and got over it. Sniffles, a low fever, chills, and some congestion. If you’re healthy it shouldn’t even be on your radar of things to worry about. Honestly if some far or like a government official was like “would you rather pay your taxes this year, or have Covid again?” I would gladly pick Covid. There is absolutely no reason for so many people in their 20-30s especially to be so terrified of it. The news is not your friend- they want to scare you, and then push you to go online and flog people with a difference of opinion to drive clicks. Keeping you so afraid is their currency- the fact of the matter is that most of us don’t need to worry about this- we need to transfer the currency of our attention into something else- anything else.
ozymandias_NIK Il y a 13 jours
To be fair, Cali died years ago.
MegaMilyon Il y a 13 jours
"i couldnt taste my hot dog" LMAO
Zachary Traylor
Zachary Traylor Il y a 13 jours
When I got COVID I was asymptomatic and sat around playin video games for two weeks.... no one will ever know or can possibly relate my struggle against this bioweapon
TheUncutAngel Il y a 13 jours
I never given a single fuck about covid.
smt rm
smt rm Il y a 14 jours
Ebola is the 😨
Cam Keywood
Cam Keywood Il y a 14 jours
Tim Dillon is an absolute gem, this guy flying the flag for proper comedy and freedom of speech
MoveLikeTime Il y a 14 jours
I had it back in February and coughed all month long.. that's it
Calvin Smyth
Calvin Smyth Il y a 14 jours
How 'bout COVID worse than late stage syphilis?
Dietrich Ihm
Dietrich Ihm Il y a 14 jours
You can get canceled for saying “COVID isn’t that bad for most people”
callmedeno Il y a 14 jours
fuckin epik
Kenny_Fa5 Il y a 14 jours
Its funny I tested positive for covid and I don't have no symptoms of this shit but vodka solves everything.
dirt Il y a 14 jours
I am trying to get a discord server going where people can come to talk and hang out and just have a good time. this is a place for everyone its called Lets Talk.
Tater2018 Il y a 14 jours
Yeah covid is a joke. Since covid started no one has died from anything besides covid, no cancer, no suicide, everyone just dies from covid now
x80WildCat08x Il y a 15 jours
I see a lot of people making fun of people that had covid and beat it. I hope you never get it, working with people that had and watching them pass away from it was one of the most traumatizing experience. Also, once you get covid it messes up your body.
Kevin Miatello
Kevin Miatello Il y a 15 jours
Had covid and as a young healthy person it’s a joke. So much fear out there. If you’re elderly or super unhealthy yeah might wanna be really careful to not get it but everyone else so what carry on with your lives and don’t buy into the media fear train.
Taushawn Linder
Taushawn Linder Il y a 15 jours
Nobody I have ever met has died from COVID
Matt Alexander
Matt Alexander Il y a 16 jours
Tim is the best
Mouse Fitzgerald
Mouse Fitzgerald Il y a 16 jours
The cancer in my lungs from smoking beat covids ass
Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown Il y a 16 jours
I got covid and 3 months later, lost my mind, got mental health arrested twice last summer. Warrented. Burning every book in your house and cutting a tree down because it's evil is a sign of mental illness.. lol Glad that's over. Downside, I can't own a gun for the rest of my life.. But hey, maybe I can avoid the draft?
Steven Jimenez
Steven Jimenez Il y a 17 jours
How else are we gonna destabilize the bullshit #isurvived
steezybrahman Il y a 17 jours
Tim’s young Jamie sucks.
Jaymay Il y a 17 jours
Oh wow I must be a covid survivor then! It was awful, I had a runny nose and cough
T.A. Nehls
T.A. Nehls Il y a 17 jours
I am a “Covid Survivor”. I’ve had a hang nail in my big toe that caused more discomfort and pain than my positive Covid case.
DE B Il y a 17 jours
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you Tim. that was funny ,,,saw you a bit on JR
SAW Il y a 18 jours
I had covid, I’ll give it a 3 out of 10 on my flu rating
Russ Jamison
Russ Jamison Il y a 18 jours
I know people who revel in the fact that they "survived" the flu! Really bizarre world we live in. It's like battered womans syndrome where the abuser always goes back to the abuser. Sad!!!!
Andy Madrid
Andy Madrid Il y a 19 jours
Noah Moscarillo
Noah Moscarillo Il y a 19 jours
Donald Trump/alex jones forbidden test tube baby
The TaTtOoed6_9WeIrdO
The TaTtOoed6_9WeIrdO Il y a 20 jours
That Speech\Rant Had Me Rolling .. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Richard Lionheart
Richard Lionheart Il y a 21 jour
“The virtue signalers won and we will never be the same”- Louis CK
Asinine Films
Asinine Films Il y a 21 jour
Bio weapon.... check!
DJ PM Il y a 22 jours
David Stainer
David Stainer Il y a 22 jours
Well you did have a president acting like it was a mild sweat after a workout. Must of rubbed off on some idiots 😁.
Samuel B
Samuel B Il y a 22 jours
"I tested positive so I had to stay home and switch between gaming and beating off several times a day" You know what yes I'm on board those people are heroes. We should all be doing that shit.
Paul Copeland
Paul Copeland Il y a 22 jours
Holy Crap! This had me rolling. Kudos, Tim.
strikehair55 Il y a 23 jours
Hahahahahaha aaaah God that's Gold....
Slack Hackman
Slack Hackman Il y a 24 jours
Donald Trump valiantly beat covid. I'll never forget that heroic scene when Donald Trump himself walked up to the media cameras and threw off his mask.
Slack Hackman
Slack Hackman Il y a 24 jours
Trump deserves the military Silver Star just for that!
Hartleymolly Il y a 26 jours
• FDA encourages the inclusion of diverse populations in all phases of vaccine clinical development. This inclusion helps to ensure that vaccines are safe and effective for everyone in the indicated populations. o FDA strongly encourages the enrollment of populations most affected by COVID-19, specifically racial and ethnic minorities. o Evaluation of vaccine safety and efficacy in late phase clinical development in adults should include adequate representation of elderly individuals and individuals with medical comorbidities. o FDA encourages vaccine developers to consider early in their development programs data that might support inclusion of pregnant women and women of childbearing potential who are not actively avoiding pregnancy in pre- licensure clinical trials (Ref. 17). o It is important for developers of COVID-19 vaccines to plan for pediatric assessments of safety and effectiveness, given the nature of the COVID-19 public health emergency, and to help ensure compliance with the Pediatric Research Equity Act (PREA) (section 505B of the FD&C Act (21 U.S.C. 355c)) (Ref. 18). The epidemiology and pathogenesis of COVID-19, and the safety and effectiveness of COVID-19 vaccines, may be different in children compared with adults. In order to ensure compliance with 21 CFR Part 50 Subpart D (Additional safeguards for children in clinical investigations), considerations on the prospect of direct benefit and acceptable risk to support initiation of pediatric studies, and the appropriate design and endpoints for pediatric studies, should be discussed in the context of specific vaccine development programs.
Satans Pit
Satans Pit Il y a 27 jours
I did two tours. Dragged my friend to safety. Under enemy fire. Even i am impressed with covid survivors
Turk February
Turk February Il y a 27 jours
Think im gonna change to gay. 3 reasons... 1. Can maybe date tim 2. Can maybe marry Tim 3. Better job opportunities
Enrique Sanabria
Enrique Sanabria Il y a 27 jours
Tesssla Kimmo
Tesssla Kimmo Il y a 28 jours
Do u know as soon as Biden won this covid scaring has slowed down. Even the flu was not even in sight this year and miraculously the hospital beds opened too . Hahah I’m Democrat but this is too much
Suspect Il y a 28 jours
I had it twice and felt fine bruh, they gotta chill with the soy
Sacramento’s finest
Sacramento’s finest Il y a 29 jours
We need a Jamie to pull shit up
Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz Il y a 29 jours
Jamarcus Washington
2020-2021: the years when almost everyone became a narcissist. To be fair, it’s been brewing since social media was invented.
Tommy Cassels
Tommy Cassels Il y a mois
Needed to be said!!😂
sherrin m
sherrin m Il y a mois
I think Im in love with you
brice cate
brice cate Il y a mois
Tim, again, is 100% right.
Kosmo Kramer
Kosmo Kramer Il y a mois
tim needs to be side by side w alex jones yelling on info wars
Joanne Mercader
Joanne Mercader Il y a mois
Pancreatic cancer is a DEATH sentence in a year or less! Steve Jobs had all the money in the world even he could not buy back his body because his death sentence was pancreatic cancer
Curtis Kennedy
Curtis Kennedy Il y a mois
No way covids real.
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