my hair: a comprehensive tutorial

I learnt so damn much

The mullet was the best but the bowlcut is the real mvp

@brad mondo please react

It’s very inspiring to know I’m not the only person on the planet with messy hair that does whatever it wants. I’ve even used the blow dryer technique!

you kinda looked like Sephiroth

This is hysterical. I also guided my hair into a certain direction: Baldness. Baldness is quiet a convenient thing, yes it is!

Karen!

that bowl cut made you look like narcissa wright, oh my god

5:48 MY MAN REFEREED TO CIS DUDES SPECIFICALLY AND THUS ACKNOWLEDGED TRANS MEN EXIST AND I AM SCREAMING IN JOY

"because I am... a cis dude" -an egg

Good thumbnail!

9:26 my name is Endigo Montoya, you've killed my father PREPARE TO SHORT!

that mullet hairstyle is exactly the same Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island has.

1:14 Good call dude, they would've had you on WikiFeet.

He ended up with a really nice cut, on the whole. I mean, from here.

everyone knows that there's some kind of continuity between Brian's different scripted videos. But now, he establishes the LGMCU (Lao Gan Ma Cinematic Universe) that links all of his lifestyle videos.

4:16 Alfred F jones lookin....

hh h ha ir t u b e

I'm pretty sure Brian is either God or could kill God with the bowl cut

You gave yourself a face lift with that hair cut. You look amazing, don't let people fuk wit u💕

You look nice. =)

Ringo Starr's bastard brother, Rango Stairs

There was a moment there where you dipped *way* too far into looking like ProJared, but you pulled out of it at the last second.

VECTOR

WaIT NO

As a cosmo student and knowing exactly what should have been down and how to improve it, I found this very entertaining

11 minutes in he finally realised his dream of becoming rock lee

I'm bald why am I watching this?

I think the best part is the slow zoom on the outtro to the bald streaks on the back of Brian's head. It's really not that bad of a haircut besides that part though.

When I had short hair, I LOVED using that axe styler gel or whatever! and it doesn't smell that strongly, either!

...i should get a hair dryer

okay yall, long or short, im growing mine out again and i need validation

i wish i was more like brian sometimes

It's funny because it's just constant stress followed "oh actually it doesn't look that WAIT!!"

I’m embarrassed to admit that I think the mullet looked really nice

oh hey that gluttony shampoo might be just what i need lemme just check where i caAYYY AYY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S $70 BRIAN????

A very powerful video

Your bowl cut reveal made me cry laugh for 4 minutes straight. Useless for the post-bowl cut reveal of your video. Had to rewatch

i liked him with the mullet the best

He kinda looks like Christian Borle now...

this video makes me very sad

The thumbnail promised a video featuring Samwell Tarly

things i learned in this video 1. i have a similar hair texture to brian 2. exactly what i looked like trying to cut my own grown out quarantine hair

2:50 you made me check : B

3:31 Looks like he has cat eyes or some shit and its cool af

so excited for your solo journey. will watch whatever you put out

apologies everywhere to every friend forced to witness/participate in chaotic mental breakdown hair transformations

11:08 WITH DIRECTION, AND MAGNITUDE

I'm depressed at the amount of hair that was lost ........ ....................... Why did you do this to me?................

honestly. the mullet was a vibe. but i am biased bc i also have a mullet lmao.

Only ugly hateful people can't rock hair pt. 2.

If you gave me a nickel every time i watched bdg cut his own hair i would have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

As someone who's been cutting hair for both the guys and girls I'm living with for this pandemic, here's a few tricks I've learned for a simple short haircut! - Cut the hair with scissors down to 1-2 inches before using the razor, or else the hair will get stuck. - When using the razor, for the most part use it with the clipper guard flat against the head. That makes sure the razor cuts evenly. - the clipper guards are your friend - start with the guard at the longest length on the head you want (when I'm doing my BF's hair, that's a #7). Then use that all over the head. If there's areas of the head you want the hair longer than the razor guards allow, just avoid those areas to trim with scissors later. - After that, use a guard thats a few numbers shorter (#3 for me) and use that at the bottom area of the back and sides of the head. Then use a number between the two (#5) to blend between the #7 area and #3 area. - Remove the guard and use the razor to make your edges neat. This is the one time you use the razor perpendicular to the head rather than flat against it. It's like a line stamp tool to create a clean border of hair mainly at the nape of the neck, that makes a simple haircut look clean and intentional. - Use scissors (and make sure they're haircutting scissors, it makes a world of difference than using regular scissors) to trim any stray hair. Viola! You're done :)

FIGURATIVELY DYING INSIDE AS I WATCH BDG CUT OFF HIS BEAUTIFUL LOCKS ;_;

You need a round brush if you have long hair. You can dry your hair about five times faster, and it will dry smooth

Olay but that mullet looked so good

Okay but he didn’t shave off all his hair.

YOUR MULLET LOOK LOOKS LIKE A BROWN-HAIRED FOUNDING FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (~9:30 with the ponytail. dead ringer. 4score and 7genocides ago lmao)

Even though the end result was amazing this video is still physically painful.

You look like a good ol American boy

Didn't expect to nearly have a panic attack this morning dang

damn i miss that rich wavy hair. and also the mullet but i didn't have as much time to fall in love with that one

Oh god this is golden 10:55

Ok after the bowl it was fine too But I hate it, and now I hate you :( Jk, ily. Also this is a great excuse to not upload for x months while your hair regrows

NOOOOOO NOT A BOWL STOP IT

Paul revere style

When you started cutting I died Then it turned out pretty good

Yo brad mondo where you at

He honestly looks pretty good considering this was a nonprofessional cut.

Most likeable person on FRvid easily. bdg lives as few dare to dream.

It's weird how much the mullet makes him look like pro Jared

I showered. Source? Trust me bro.

Me, seeing the thumbnail: oh goodness it's going to be a Creepy Brian video isn't it *Karen is in the video* Me: okay never mind thank goodness Unironically, thank you so much for teaching me the importance of hair dryers.

Brian officially has 666k subscribers

Thanks for the anxiety!

11 minutes in is trans girls when they get their first skirt

At 666k subs?? Never change. 💕🎉 Edit: he literally changed. In this very video 😂

I have no idea who you are or what you’re about. But after watching this, I’m now subscribed with the notifications on. Hopping you’re adjacent to lefttube. But we’ll see.

I think you have ADHD. Have a good year.

if you hate the way your hair is behaving because of the calic then get a 'straighting perm' or a 'karatin perm' cause it fixes that problem by making your hair straight and then you can style the hair any way you want it

wtf is written on the back of that shampoo bottle? "gluttony who ate all the pies(?) who ate all the pies(?) your hair ate all the pies cos' its a fat barstard need we say more?" wtf

666K SUBBBBSSSSS

HES NOT WEARING GLASSES!! jesus i was wondering why he looks so different. i thought i was going nuts or the hair was really that different but nope just no glasses. im so dumb.

My bff recently let me buzz her undercut back, and I felt so much like Karen when she was clipping the back of brian's hair.

So what I got from this is that one can buy those feet pics

THAT FIRST SNIP MADE MY HEART BREAK

smh brian whens the bald haircut coming

watching him put oil in his roots like 👁👄👁

Brian has 666k subscribers

I’d like to remind you all that Brian now has 666k subs. Conspiracy? I THINK NOT (This is gonna age like milk and eggs mixed together, or get buried I can just tell)

Karen did such a good job!!

With the rat tail, he looks like the dude from Treasure Planet

the mullet gives off MASSIVE Hornblower energy

666k subs. nice.

HOW DID THEY MAKE IT LOOK GOOD WHAT

I'm getting big 18th century cabin boy vibes with the mullet

i love that karen is helping brian with his hair, a joint effort like a lot of his recent videos

So on a scale of Pokemon edibility, is your hair about a...Snivy? Or is it closer to a Pica-chu?

I have never watched your videos, i dont know who you are, but this is the single best hilarious thing ive watched in my life because it is the real experience of (lack of) experience of styling hair just so it behaves.

this is already the fifth time I've watched this and its only been up for a week.