Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.




28 oct. 2020




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OGGE BRUV Il y a mois
Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle
Ellington Thomas
Ellington Thomas Il y a 16 jours
This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.
Ryan Beardsleys
Ryan Beardsleys Il y a mois
@TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply
THEMaNIsWOrTHit Il y a mois
Dante Damm
Dante Damm Il y a mois
Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao
TheRosieGhost Gaming
Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content
poopy butt
poopy butt Il y a 20 minutes
Ted just admitted to being an assasin and all the comments are abt pizza?
Fallen_Hearts Il y a 12 heures
Watching Ted feels like a fever dream
Gaia The Leafwing
Gaia The Leafwing Il y a 16 heures
dude your house has the *EXACT* same layout as my grandparent's house
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Giggles Il y a jour
I hope you washed your hand first!
blVze Il y a jour
hi ted how are you today
100Darkspine Il y a jour
Sanji Vinsmoke is absolutely reeling at this video
I imagine Ted is very good at cunniligus
Mark Beaks
Mark Beaks Il y a 2 jours
Ted: No video has ever taken me this long, it's 12 AM. Creating The Ultimate Nut Butter: *Food processor noises*
Private_juicy123 4
Private_juicy123 4 Il y a 2 jours
You look like mud.consumer
Private_juicy123 4
Private_juicy123 4 Il y a 2 jours
@Ted Nivison yes
Ted Nivison
Ted Nivison Il y a 2 jours
Mud consumer looks like me
K.F.Kross Il y a 2 jours
12:50 ever heard of Hell's Kitchen, Ted?
David Opp
David Opp Il y a 3 jours
I love that he gets four pounds of tomatoes just to use like half a cup of sauce
Broski Bros
Broski Bros Il y a 4 jours
Actually that hook can act like a dough hook so it comes off easier
Dr. Logic
Dr. Logic Il y a 4 jours
Ted can cook
Native Narrative
Native Narrative Il y a 5 jours
lunula Productions
lunula Productions Il y a 5 jours
I loved the moment where ted had a existential crisis due to the fire alarm then ate the pizza, and was like, "oh shit"
Noah Patty
Noah Patty Il y a 5 jours
9:46 me when ever I wash my hands.
Joebama Il y a 5 jours
Ted: admits to crime Govt: doesn't do anything because ted is terrifying
Zachary Calleja
Zachary Calleja Il y a 5 jours
He clearly likes it!
Clouded Star
Clouded Star Il y a 5 jours
Actually it’s November today
FatalFear Il y a 5 jours
Ted tall af
Fate Traitor
Fate Traitor Il y a 5 jours
hook bit didnt last long
Classic Karma
Classic Karma Il y a 5 jours
I hope Ted knows that he could’ve just soaked the tomatoes in hot water for a bit and that the skin just peels rights off after that.. Edit: I just got to the part where he found this out lmao
SaltyAifos Il y a 6 jours
This man scares me
Vector Il y a 6 jours
6:07 me to my meat
FunnyBone Il y a 6 jours
What’s the outro music?
norm Il y a 6 jours
he looks like the type of guy to have a name like Ted
Wicked Chicken
Wicked Chicken Il y a 7 jours
Ted gotta watch iAmMoshow The Cat Rapper.
Jr1Dragonology Il y a 7 jours
Ted made a pizza as a pirate the same day I told my parents I was a lesbian, what world am I living in.
Gracially Feliciano
Gracially Feliciano Il y a 7 jours
Least it didn't catch fire Edit: just i sent this, the frickin fire alarm started souding
selmioio Il y a 7 jours
bruh u look like young robert downey jr
JouJneyArachmach Il y a 7 jours
u sound like young tom hanks
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Il y a 8 jours
Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌
Kyle H
Kyle H Il y a 8 jours
Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now
miat Il y a 8 jours
forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?
Raphael Trillanes
Raphael Trillanes Il y a 8 jours
Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video
The Englishman
The Englishman Il y a 9 jours
I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Sailor Il y a 9 jours
Mitaki TM
Mitaki TM Il y a 9 jours
I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.
Netsu Dreams
Netsu Dreams Il y a 10 jours
*me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye Il y a 10 jours
Should have used the dough hook
Maluga Whale
Maluga Whale Il y a 10 jours
Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”
BLindley2k23 Il y a 10 jours
"No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*
BLindley2k23 Il y a 10 jours
"He Clearly Likes It!"
Ronan Healey
Ronan Healey Il y a 10 jours
Why does Ted look normal in the costume?
Daniel Lubers
Daniel Lubers Il y a 11 jours
Why u say fuck so much
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Il y a 8 jours
FallMusic Il y a 11 jours
Please get this man on the great British bakeoff
Claydon Cathorall
Claydon Cathorall Il y a 11 jours
The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo
Mason Knapp
Mason Knapp Il y a 11 jours
Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife
Christopher Doman
Christopher Doman Il y a 12 jours
Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer
NiBBa Lightning
NiBBa Lightning Il y a 12 jours
Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿
N3K0 Il y a 13 jours
i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-
yellow m&m
yellow m&m Il y a 13 jours
the american version of wilbur
Remprixv C
Remprixv C Il y a 8 jours
Silent Siege
Silent Siege Il y a 13 jours
I'm getting rum ads now thanks
fish swim
fish swim Il y a 14 jours
gotta love teddy
Motivational Lizard
Motivational Lizard Il y a 14 jours
Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza
FuckSmucker Il y a 14 jours
The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters
Orij Il y a 15 jours
If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.
D’angelo Onfroy
D’angelo Onfroy Il y a 15 jours
Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.
Festive's Things and stuffs 2
WilliamOnYT Il y a 15 jours
Are you Ted Nivison?
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3
EmilyCanSortaDraw :3 Il y a 15 jours
I’ll take your entire stock
Photography Craze
Photography Craze Il y a 15 jours
also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it
Photography Craze
Photography Craze Il y a 15 jours
sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!
Gabe H
Gabe H Il y a 15 jours
Why does he know william osman
SriFoo Il y a 15 jours
Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.
Ana Cruz
Ana Cruz Il y a 16 jours
Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through
JackTheFlea10 Il y a 16 jours
13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn
Kayno _
Kayno _ Il y a 16 jours
Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕
crissy s.
crissy s. Il y a 16 jours
POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok
Amelia Chastain
Amelia Chastain Il y a 16 jours
I’m from TikTok...
Chan _101
Chan _101 Il y a 17 jours
i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube
GIVE ME YOUR BRAIN / Il y a 17 jours
13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass
eloraz Il y a 17 jours
he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts
HCGosling Il y a 17 jours
That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make
MrMs Anime
MrMs Anime Il y a 17 jours
ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife
Victoria Salinas
Victoria Salinas Il y a 18 jours
Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!
3 unskippable ads
3 unskippable ads Il y a 18 jours
"I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*
yami supersleuth
yami supersleuth Il y a 18 jours
Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?
yo hammy
yo hammy Il y a 18 jours
Me with my gf 9:46
Robo Donut
Robo Donut Il y a 18 jours
1:17 ad
Jebus Il y a 19 jours
It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it
Honestly_Ally Il y a 19 jours
i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.
saddly Il y a 19 jours
luigi77714 Il y a 19 jours
You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better
Blubers Il y a 20 jours
dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins
kata kankus
kata kankus Il y a 20 jours
watching you make the dough is pain
LLYKNA Il y a 20 jours
Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180
VeRtOgO 711
VeRtOgO 711 Il y a 20 jours
Good job you tube mentioned ya
Lazy Beams
Lazy Beams Il y a 20 jours
@Binging With Babish please
Kingshrimp Il y a 21 jour
It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)
Lindsay Schultz
Lindsay Schultz Il y a 21 jour
Best opening ever.
monochromatic _child
monochromatic _child Il y a 21 jour
my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol
BavaDava80 Il y a 21 jour
Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO
Koni Keebi
Koni Keebi Il y a 21 jour
1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already
A_W_EM Il y a 22 jours
"i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all
Simon Emir Santamaria
Simon Emir Santamaria Il y a 22 jours
yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes
Pyruh Il y a 22 jours
Where's your eyepatch Ted?
sarahwhat Il y a 22 jours
My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao
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