Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe

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Using the sacred texts of 5 Minute Crafts, we harness the incredible power of "life hacks" to achieve immortality.
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Cory Gignac
Cory Gignac Il y a 3 heures
RatBat54 Il y a 13 heures
The box cummer 😐😐😐
Robax Hellspawn
Robax Hellspawn Il y a 13 heures
i really hope someone is saving all of these video for when unnus annus is gone
Gremlin Il y a 16 heures
I'm struggling to watch this as a former scout.
Gremlin Il y a 16 heures
Mark went in to the haunted room again.
y'all mind if I *SCREACH*
y'all mind if I *SCREACH* Il y a 17 heures
They have no business being that thicc
Alli K
Alli K Il y a jour
For the steel wool if you want it to light you need a finer thickness! It does work really well if you do have the thinner wool.
beep boop
beep boop Il y a jour
Whisker Workshop
Whisker Workshop Il y a jour
For the water one where they made the filter, you do that and then you boil it. The filter is for particles
Ibarakki Il y a jour
I love how chica always has such a dopey look on her face like she's just happy to be there with people.
DJ PLAYZ Il y a jour
What if life was a simulation/video game And super heroes are just the character of a 12 year old kid who installed hacks And the reason we don't see any super heroes today is because there is a good anti cheat
Hello Goodbye
Hello Goodbye Il y a jour
Just got one thing to say about TSP Jarvis Johnson
aiden nelson
aiden nelson Il y a jour
110010101010100100100111001010010101010111110101000100101010100101110010010100101010101000!!!!! A really from the heart message
Josiah Olesinski
Josiah Olesinski Il y a jour
the battery thing can work if you actually use something that will burn easily. If you want to get the fire easily dryer sheets are excellent fire starters
No Il y a jour
*Man shoves leaves in his shirt* Ethan: Santa! Mark: Let me shove them down my pants- my friends, this is the representation of two different types of people in this world lmao
Malik Narayanin
Malik Narayanin Il y a 2 jours
Who brings ramen with them in the wilderness?
intergalactic dinosour
intergalactic dinosour Il y a 2 jours
stand beside youu and subscribe tooo Unus Annus toooo
Xenomorph from LV-426
Xenomorph from LV-426 Il y a 3 jours
Yeah, Mark and Ethan are idiots when it comes to making a fire with a battery and steel wool.
playlistsxD Il y a 3 jours
I wore your merch to school and got in trouble cuz it " said anus" HOW RUDE U DUMB FUCKING BITCH AS OLD LADY TEAcher >:(
Jno Eames-Cartwright
Jno Eames-Cartwright Il y a 3 jours
The problem with them inflating the zorbs is that the lady,s mattress was self inflating but she was just gathering more air for it
Kraken 05
Kraken 05 Il y a 3 jours
Mark: thE tasEr! Ethan: oh, that's a good ide- **Vietnam flashbacks** ah, good idea. *It's an idea...*
Adrien Crevan or just undertaker
Ethan and mark: don’t play with fire Also Ethan and mark in a different video: *Eating fire*
T.Bonewolfyomg Il y a 3 jours
2:13 me after dinner
Bradley Christensen
Bradley Christensen Il y a 3 jours
12:56 is ethan your bitch or something, mark? i see who wears the pants on this youtube channel
seenisabean Il y a 4 jours
me, watching them suffocate their fire WITH their fire starter: aaaAAAaaaaAAAAAA
4LIEN WARE Il y a 4 jours
I love watching 5 minute trash
Raphael Buhairov
Raphael Buhairov Il y a 4 jours
where did you get the box cummer
Death con
Death con Il y a 4 jours
"No one talks about 5 minute crafts." Me: Jarvis is trying his best.
Stoppienick 888
Stoppienick 888 Il y a 4 jours
12:20 DO NOT LISTEN TO 5 MINUTE CRAFTS by doing this you are connecting the positive and negative channels very close to the start of the battery if you use that thing afterwards or store it somewhere and forget about it you could get burned critically, do not fuck around with batteries or they will fuck around with you
Ruby Scott
Ruby Scott Il y a 4 jours
With the fire craft you missed a step you needed cotton wool buds
GøthGirł 994
GøthGirł 994 Il y a 5 jours
This was published on my birthday uwu
azuret magnum
azuret magnum Il y a 5 jours
Is your friend dying? Don't worry grab a soda can cut it open with scissors put some sticks in it light it up heat your other drink and walla your friend is dead
_noodles_doodles_ Natalie Kennedy
Box cummer - Ethan 2020
Aussie_Alex Il y a 5 jours
Are we not going to talk about how the chance of finding these things in the wild is 0?
Fernando J. Álvarez Guillemet
You needed cotton to ignite as shown in the hack. With the battery you are only getting the steel wool to ignite thanks to how thin the "wires" are. that means they have a lot of resistance, creating heat that easily heats up the small steel threads. However, that isn't enough sheer energy to ignite cold, wet wood and the steel has no chemical energy to combust (or not enough, anyway) You need something like cotton, with small strands that will ignite and do have enough chemical energy to create a chain reaction
King Amare
King Amare Il y a 5 jours
Momento mori
Fredy Figueroa
Fredy Figueroa Il y a 5 jours
When mark said “ men’s baked potatoes “ it killed me
Miya Atherton
Miya Atherton Il y a 5 jours
"I don't think anyone really talked about 5-minute crafts" Welp, there goes Jarvis Johnson's entire career
Miya Atherton
Miya Atherton Il y a 5 jours
Just kidding, I love both Jarvis and Mark, and I honestly don't mean anything by it 😂
Satoru Kuroshiro
Satoru Kuroshiro Il y a 6 jours
I think the chainsaw may be Mark's neighbors attempting to get payback for when they were building the dog house.
Shawnda Halyard
Shawnda Halyard Il y a 6 jours
Excuse me
SapienNoHomo Il y a 6 jours
"Doesn't this guy look like Ryan Mcgee?" *Shows completely different person*
Nathaniel Simpson
Nathaniel Simpson Il y a 6 jours
Coronavirus 7:24
Acexygh0st 15
Acexygh0st 15 Il y a 6 jours
I want Mark's sunglasses holy shit
Umm Idk
Umm Idk Il y a 6 jours
The reason the battery does that is because it’s short circuiting if I’m not wrong (definitely not good for the battery whether I’m right or not)
Kaori Miyazono
Kaori Miyazono Il y a 6 jours
Us teens aren't believing it either
Laura Koss
Laura Koss Il y a 6 jours
Alternate title: Mark and Ethan spend 5 minutes trying to make a fire with batteries.
Joshua Myers
Joshua Myers Il y a 6 jours
Ethan is my favorite
madi r
madi r Il y a 7 jours
Ryan McGhee from super mega?
Beatrix Moore
Beatrix Moore Il y a 7 jours
Rachel Slavenski
Rachel Slavenski Il y a 7 jours
Mark and I have the same funky glasses!
Max Towers
Max Towers Il y a 7 jours
I wonder if five minute crafts it’s just one big Colt
Kyuubi No Kitsune
Kyuubi No Kitsune Il y a 7 jours
What's with the count down in the beginning and end
Emmanuel Rebolledo
Emmanuel Rebolledo Il y a 7 jours
From back flip to this look how far we've fallen
Alaura M.
Alaura M. Il y a 7 jours
FYI, boiling rocks is so freaking dangerous. There is always a good chance they will literally explode while boiling. The water gets in all the micro cracks and air pockets within the rock, that water started to turn into gas, the gas can't escape quick enough, BAM your rock exploded and you are severely injured if not deas
kazeitai Il y a 7 jours
To be fair 99.9% of 5 minute crafts are garbage but the steel wool firestarter thing actually does work mark and ethan are just aren't doing it right
lil' lluminaughtii
lil' lluminaughtii Il y a 7 jours
the teel wool one would work if you had cotton balls
Makenna Patton
Makenna Patton Il y a 7 jours
You forgot the starter cotton... it wasn’t the steel wool that ignites it was the little cotton ball she had😂😂
Rain Il y a 7 jours
I already knew that 5 Min Crafts is bs through others, but watching these two debunk those life hacks was so hilarious.
DragonDreamer Il y a 7 jours
I have never seen two people struggle so much to set steel wool on fire
Bluely 110
Bluely 110 Il y a 8 jours
Alternate Title: Cavemen Mark and Ethan discover fire
Angelina Dubois
Angelina Dubois Il y a 8 jours
5 min crafts needs to be deleted. It's dangerous and informative
Kemper Wilson
Kemper Wilson Il y a 8 jours
You forgot the cotton
the speedwagone
the speedwagone Il y a 8 jours
How did the fish fit in the bottle?(θ‿θ)
Thomas McNiel
Thomas McNiel Il y a 8 jours
Mark looking like Twinmold from Majora's Mask with those shades.
Brodominus FUZ
Brodominus FUZ Il y a 8 jours
I love how aggressive the “Hold on” was when Ethan saw the baked potatoes
CookieBaBa Il y a 9 jours
ok but ive genuinely had to make a diy belt out of shoelaces after the button fell off my pants at school lmao
Magician007 Il y a 9 jours
Y’all r just dumb
Skylynxify Reborn
Skylynxify Reborn Il y a 9 jours
As someone who camps and has done scouts and basic survival training, a lot of those "survival hacks" are bunk. They either wont work, dont solve an actual problem or run the risk of harm. If you want to get into camping, please take a survival course, do not trust 5 minute crafts or any channel like it. That being said I'm glad they debunked a couple.
Zoey Trent
Zoey Trent Il y a 9 jours
SuperHeavyXD Il y a 9 jours
These videos are so dumb. What? You think I meant Unus Annus videos!? No! No! No! No! Hell no! No! Nope! Njet! Nah! Nada! Nej! Nein! I meant these dumb ass 5 minutes craft videos! They are dumb, like really dumb!
kai the phsyco
kai the phsyco Il y a 10 jours
Mark and eathan: men only Me: *becomes trans* Also me : HOW FO U LIKE ME NOWW
edward Il y a 10 jours
Ryan Magee? from supermega?!
Singergirl 1697
Singergirl 1697 Il y a 10 jours
Ethan trying to get in the balloon at the end of this video channels the same amount of energy as "recreating the miracle of childbirth"
undeadgentlemen[_}; Il y a 10 jours
As someone who was a boy scout, lives in the woods, and survival training. This is the most frustrating video for me. Recommended reading material, the magazine 'Backwoodsman'. I know it sounds like a porn how this magazine has the best tips if your living out on the road or just out of a knapsack.
Jessica Serius
Jessica Serius Il y a 11 jours
Mark:"See, I dunno if we're not doing this because the craft doesn't work, or because we're an idiot. "
Rainbowsidemusic Il y a 11 jours
They forgot the wool. U need wool and steel wool.
Y-Guy Il y a 12 jours
As a former boy scout, watching Mark and Ethan try to start a fire with steel wool and doing it wrong was painful.
Paige R
Paige R Il y a 12 jours
Mark: separated by me *points at himself* and teens points at Ethan 0:45
Natalie Glass
Natalie Glass Il y a 12 jours
5:53 that's called a foil pack. you can actually put raw meat and a few other things in it and it would work perfectly. i myself have tried it and it worked very well. it was very tasty
Dakota Colton ginueys
Dakota Colton ginueys Il y a 13 jours
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